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STREAMING CONSCIOUSNESS POEMS BY EYEKHAN
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Sure of What?
Untitled

The Y is more interesting

All About Life

Kernals of Wisdom

Sayings by Spam
More Sayings by Spam
Life's Too Short for Chess
Wonen Jam
Euro
plendid Splinter
The Internet
Looker's-on
Snoozing
Alice
Howard Stern

The News

Howard Stern

He had a couple that were made to the tune of some Police songs and Cars song. Howard played a prank call that Sal and Richard made to a couple of Chinese food restaurants and had the two of them talking to each other and getting very confused about it all. Howard said he should assert himself with the guests more and try to hang out with some of them. 8:50am Howard Plays Some Riley Martin And Other Clips. He's working out of Philadelphia now. Patrick's day they had planned. Steve also said they'll have a Mr. Howard said he read the article about the site but he doesn't really get what it's supposed to be. 7:00am No Good Philly Song Parodies. 7:45am Out Of The Closet Stern And Mr. Howard handed his megaphone to Scott the Engineer and asked him to fix it. He said that's what they were trying to do with that free trial, just give people the chance to hear what's going on there. He said that Booker's girlfriend is kind of bored down there in Philly but she comes back to Manhattan to visit. Artie refused to let up. He said Larry's book was okay but he could do better with his stories. Sal wondered why he has to be the one who Beth doesn't like. Howard got a little distracted by Benjy who was eating at his desk. Howard said that they went to a Twisted Sister concert and the band ended up getting sodomized in the limo on the way there. Gary came back in and told Howard a story about Ed and how he sat him down one time and lectured him about how he's had a lot of famous guys on his show that he's broken on the air. He was told that Ed wanted to call in from Philly instead so Howard said that would work. 6:00am Artie Misses The Rolling Stones Concert. Gary told Howard that in the notes they have on Jane, it says that she's 55 years old but she think that she looks 35. He said that if he had gotten hit in the face with a dude's jizz, he wouldn't be able to handle it. He and Robin spent some time talking about some of the people who work there and Howard was talking about how easy the job of program director is. He also thanked Howard for giving him money to get back home last week. The caller told Howard that he's going to bring his boom box into work and let his friends listen for a few days before yanking the radio out. Robin assured him that he does have a chance. 8:30am Howard Plays Some Jackie's Joke Hunt Clips. 6:00am Larry King Book Discussions. Sal said he was so sorry about that. Howard could only take a little bit of that before he had to hang up on both of them. Artie said that he spoke to Tom Chiusano the other day real quick and he's a good guy. He was told that Ed wanted to call in from Philly instead so Howard said that would work. He had a couple that were made to the tune of some Police songs and Cars song. Howard played a prank call that Sal and Richard made to a couple of Chinese food restaurants and had the two of them talking to each other and getting very confused about it all. Howard said he should assert himself with the guests more and try to hang out with some of them. 8:50am Howard Plays Some Riley Martin And Other Clips. He's working out of Philadelphia now. Patrick's day they had planned. Steve also said they'll have a Mr. Howard said he read the article about the site but he doesn't really get what it's supposed to be. 7:00am No Good Philly Song Parodies. 7:45am Out Of The Closet Stern And Mr. Howard handed his megaphone to Scott the Engineer and asked him to fix it. He said that's what they were trying to do with that free trial, just give people the chance to hear what's going on there. He said that Booker's girlfriend is kind of bored down there in Philly but she comes back to Manhattan to visit. Artie refused to let up. He said Larry's book was okay but he could do better with his stories. Sal wondered why he has to be the one who Beth doesn't like. Howard got a little distracted by Benjy who was eating at his desk. Howard said that they went to a Twisted Sister concert and the band ended up getting sodomized in the limo on the way there. Gary came back in and told Howard a story about Ed and how he sat him down one time and lectured him about how he's had a lot of famous guys on his show that he's broken on the air. He was told that Ed wanted to call in from Philly instead so Howard said that would work. 6:00am Artie Misses The Rolling Stones Concert. Gary told Howard that in the notes they have on Jane, it says that she's 55 years old but she think that she looks 35. He said that if he had gotten hit in the face with a dude's jizz, he wouldn't be able to handle it. He and Robin spent some time talking about some of the people who work there and Howard was talking about how easy the job of program director is. He also thanked Howard for giving him money to get back home last week. The caller told Howard that he's going to bring his boom box into work and let his friends listen for a few days before yanking the radio out. Robin assured him that he does have a chance. 8:30am Howard Plays Some Jackie's Joke Hunt Clips. 6:00am Larry King Book Discussions. Sal said he was so sorry about that. Howard could only take a little bit of that before he had to hang up on both of them. Artie said that he spoke to Tom Chiusano the other day real quick and he's a good guy. He was told that Ed wanted to call in from Philly instead so Howard said that would work. He had a couple that were made to the tune of some Police songs and Cars song. Howard played a prank call that Sal and Richard made to a couple of Chinese food restaurants and had the two of them talking to each other and getting very confused about it all. Howard said he should assert himself with the guests more and try to hang out with some of them. 8:50am Howard Plays Some Riley Martin And Other Clips. He's working out of Philadelphia now. Patrick's day they had planned. Steve also said they'll have a Mr. Howard said he read the article about the site but he doesn't really get what it's supposed to be. 7:00am No Good Philly Song Parodies. 7:45am Out Of The Closet Stern And Mr. Howard handed his megaphone to Scott the Engineer and asked him to fix it. He said that's what they were trying to do with that free trial, just give people the chance to hear what's going on there. He said that Booker's girlfriend is kind of bored down there in Philly but she comes back to Manhattan to visit. Artie refused to let up. He said Larry's book was okay but he could do better with his stories. Sal wondered why he has to be the one who Beth doesn't like. Howard got a little distracted by Benjy who was eating at his desk. Howard said that they went to a Twisted Sister concert and the band ended up getting sodomized in the limo on the way there. Gary came back in and told Howard a story about Ed and how he sat him down one time and lectured him about how he's had a lot of famous guys on his show that he's broken on the air. He was told that Ed wanted to call in from Philly instead so Howard said that would work. 6:00am Artie Misses The Rolling Stones Concert. Gary told Howard that in the notes they have on Jane, it says that she's 55 years old but she think that she looks 35. He said that if he had gotten hit in the face with a dude's jizz, he wouldn't be able to handle it. He and Robin spent some time talking about some of the people who work there and Howard was talking about how easy the job of program director is. He also thanked Howard for giving him money to get back home last week. The caller told Howard that he's going to bring his boom box into work and let his friends listen for a few days before yanking the radio out. Robin assured him that he does have a chance. 8:30am Howard Plays Some Jackie's Joke Hunt Clips. 6:00am Larry King Book Discussions. Sal said he was so sorry about that. Howard could only take a little bit of that before he had to hang up on both of them. Artie said that he spoke to Tom Chiusano the other day real quick and he's a good guy. He was told that Ed wanted to call in from Philly instead so Howard said that would work.


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